Steve-Mart 2025 Holiday Gift Guide

Forget those dusty holiday sweaters your aunt keeps knitting and the gift sets that smell like “regret + vanilla.” This year we’re dropping festive gear so unhinged it’ll shove you into the holiday spirit whether you like it or not. Perfect for parties, Secret Santa gifts, or that White Elephant exchange.

Browse our Holiday Shop for inspiration!

Here are our top 15 gifts under $50 to give (and get)

Stocking Stuffers & Prank Puzzles

Santa Checking His List Prank Puzzle: A wholesome looking puzzle that’s hiding shenanigans. Great for when you want your loved ones to experience joy and then immediately regret trusting you.

World's Smallest Condom Pack: For the friend who “has everything” except, apparently, self respect. A stocking stuffer and a reality check in one. Peak Shithead energy.

Merry Glizzmas Mesh Trucker Hat: Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like repping a glizzy on your forehead in front of grandma.

Hotdog Water Candle: Yes, a candle. No, it does not smell like actual hotdogs (tragic). Comes in normal scents like Vanilla Bean, Pink Grapefruit, Fresh Balsam, Sea Breeze, Eucalyptus & Lavender Herb but delivers maximum “wtf” energy.

Cozy Sweatshirts & T-Shirts

DRUNKLE Crewneck: The uniform for that one uncle who shows up with holiday cheer in a Hydro Flask.

Merry Glizzmas Tacky Sweater: Ugly sweater party approved. Bonus points if you pair it with the glizzy hat and fully commit to the bit.

Let It Snow Crewneck: Festive enough for December, wearable enough for January when you’re still pretending to have your life together.

Become Ungovernable Caterpillar Tee: For the friend who’s one mild inconvenience away from starting a rebellion.

Taylor Tee: This shirt is for the Shittie who’ve had “that one song” stuck in their head since 2012.

Six Seven Crewneck: What does it mean? It doesn’t need meaning. It is the meaning. Ideal for that friend that’s always on trend.

Best Sellers for When You Want the Gift to Hit

Slut For Deviled Eggs Crewneck: Cozy, neutral, and impossible to hate. 

All I Want Crewneck: A sweatshirt that screams “I am feral, but festive".

Bedtime Bear Crewneck: For the sleepy friend who has two modes: nap or deeper nap. Soft, cuddly, and absolutely not surviving past 9 PM.

Peepeepoopoo Hat: The name alone filters out the weak. 100% cotton. 200% chaos.

Become Ungovernable Natural Hat: A hat for someone who likes quirky accessories. Great for a friend with a whole lot of personality.