Dog MILF Cropped Hoodie Sweatshirt

My sister loved it! looks as pictured. Centered, great quality.

Super comfy I love it

I love statement tees and hoodies but this may be one of my favorites. Please just make sure to wash it with whites. Mine is currently looking like purple tie dye after being washed with a NY Giants tshirt.
Fit is more unisex than women's..but I'm wearing it for what's on the outside 🤣

The best Christmas sweater! Huge fan. Was the talk of all the Christmas parties!

10/10 would buy again

The sweaters were great! They all fit perfectly and lived up to our Italian dreams!

It’s comfortable and soft. Sizing is a little off, ordered XL and fits like a L. Order a size up from normal.

Debated between size S and M, ended up going with S for this one (got M in sage later). 5'4", 135lbs, 35" bust. Both fit well with a roomy cut. The neck on the small rides up some on me and sits a little higher than on M due to size. Not uncomfortable or too tight though.

When I walked into my Italian Mother’s home wearing my new “Pass the Gabagool” sweater, she literally stopped in her tracts, mouth wide open, her hands started shaking while she grabbed her face and said, “Madon Mari, that is the most beautiful sweater I have ever seen!”

She then pulled me into the kitchen and served me a three course meal that I though was fit for no less than Queen Margarita herself.

After that my wife whispered in my ear that after wearing such cutting edge and fashionable clothes that she wanted to have another baby and we needed to start immediately. I don’t know how but I assume it’s because the sweater, my vasectomy stopped working and I immediately got my wife pregnant again. Thank you Shithead Steve for making my Christmas magical and memorable.

This sweatshirt gave me the confidence and eagerness to be more. I thought for one second while wearing this sweatshirt, that I was Keanu Reeves. My hair started growing back from where I lost it and I won the lottery. I actually was able to fly for a short time. I don’t know what’s next for me, but I know for a fact that nothing is impossible with this sweatshirt on.