World's Smallest Condom Pack

"5g Towers are shrinking our wieners and turning us into lizards!"

Hey Shithead.  You've landed here because you're looking for a prank. Maybe a gag gift? Good news. We got you covered this holiday season.  The World's Smallest Condoms are the perfect little stocking stuffer you need to spice up the holiday gifting. 

• Coal is so 18th century. We're living in 3030 here
• Get punched by your step dad at the dinner table when he opens this
• ruin your little brother's life by posting him opening them and testing them out
• Get a free few days off from HR when you bring this to the white elephant part
• Send it to your best bud to make sure he knows you're still the dominant on
  
• Literally any gift giving occasion. You know what to do

Each pack comes with 20 ultra-micro, extra-small-size condoms. Perfect for pranks, parties, or that one friend who “just doesn’t use them because they’re too tight.”

Whatever the reason, tis the season.  Do it before they are gone, you degenerate 

All orders are printed just for you and shipped from our facility in the Southeast United States. Orders typically ship within 1–2 business days via USPS Ground Advantage. Need it faster? Priority and Express shipping options are available at checkout.